Which Ass Would You Tap?

Earlier this week talentless reality hos Audrina Patridge and Kim Kardashian came out for the Grand Opening of XIV Restaurant in West Hollywood thus raising the question, would your willie rather rub back and forth between fake boobies or a fake booty?
I know it’s a tough one, but if you just take 15 minutes to sit down with your main man between your legs I’m sure the answer will be revealed. It helps if you pet him. They tend to like that. If your hands are too tired, ask for help from one of your fellow female coworkers or classmates. Sometimes two is better then one, especially if it means one hand on your wood and the other massaging your sack.
I’ve added some extra pics of Kim at the 7th Annual “Los Premios MTV Latin America 2008″ Awards in Guadalajara, Mexico yesterday.
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